Monster Crabs! Oh My!

Good morning, fabulous friends! Today is Wednesday, April 30, 2014. (30 Nissan, 5774).

Today in History

  • 313 – Licinius unifies the entire Eastern Roman Empire under his rule.
  • 1315 – Enguerrand de Marigny is hanged on the public gallows at Montfaucon.
  • 1527 – England & France sign Treaty of Westminster to end the War of the League of Cognac

Fact of the Day
Although the spelling ‘Moslem’ is more widespread, most Muslims and scholars prefer the spelling ‘Muslim’ to ‘Moslem’.

Cheesy Joke Time

  • Q. How do you make an eggroll?
  • A. You push it!

Nature Kid Journal Entry


 
Have you ever wanted to know if that monster crab story that your mom or dad told you if you didn’t go to bed on time is real?* Well today you get to find out!

Click the play button above to listen in and don’t forget to tell us what you think by commenting below.

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* No children were scared during the making of this Journal entry and we’ve never actually heard of a monster crab bedtime story. We’ve heard about a bedtime story about a mountain lion jumping in through the window but Penny the Webmom has almost totally recovered from that tall tale.

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